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Ruby is a hologram (and we too)

When you tell a story - and it is your honor - you have to make it as easy as possible, without blurring, with few joints, because ogni snodo è un punto critico, una chiave di volta, e ne basta una sola fasulla a far crollare tutto quanto.

Detto questo, cerchiamo di riassumere il caso Ruby. Silvio Berlusconi è accusato di averla pagata per una prestazione sessuale mentre era minorenne (e di aver concusso alcuni pubblici ufficiali affinché fosse affidata a Nicole Minetti, ma di questo al massimo parliamo un'altra volta). Questa è la tesi dell'accusa; ma Berlusconi non può avere avuto una prestazione sessuale con Ruby, perché è un ultrasettantenne anziano che è stato operato alla prostata, e quindi "addio rapporti", come scrisse Vittorio Feltri un paio di anni fa . Il caso quindi è chiuso.

Però In short, it is said, there are expensive operations that recover the urogenital function, the same Felt and a few days after the headline "We are all Berlusconi," and did not mean "we are all powerless over seventy" but rather something like "we are all whoremongers" . But if Berlusconi was able to have sex, it would not have had with Ruby, and all professional and semi-professionals of the magical world of Bunga-bunga, because he is boyfriend, she says, and this obviously takes girlfriend of an eye.

But Berlusconi (who is powerless) (but if not, would be engaged), this girlfriend has been for two months and not resent it says shows it, one thing that if it was our pal Silvio courtyard of twelve years, we'd still be there to tease at forty, hey Silvio salutaci Gertrude (rough hand). However, Silvio (who is powerless) (but if not, would be engaged), even if she had sex with Ruby, it would not pay ... because in fact, look in the force of his 80 years he is the kind of man that women must pay for them because they're away. So the case is closed.

On the other hand seems to show that Ruby is prostituisse before meeting Berlusconi, who were prostitutes, many of his acquaintances, including the lady who asked aiuto a Berlusconi quando Ruby era in questura; la stessa da cui Ruby andò a vivere dopo che Nicole Minetti dalla questura la fece uscire. Si sa che alla fine dei suoi ricevimenti chic Berlusconi distribuiva cospicue bustarelle anche alle tipe che non gli avevano fatto nemmeno un mezzo sorriso. Dunque Silvio (che è impotente) (e se non lo fosse sarebbe fidanzato) (e se avesse tradito la fidanzata con Ruby non lo avrebbe fatto a pagamento) potrebbe in effetti aver pagato Ruby. Ciò comunque non costituirebbe reato, perché... (rullo di tamburo) Ruby in realtà è maggiorenne! Lo dice un documento in Marocco. Bene.

D'altro canto ci sono documenti e testimonianze dei famigliari che dicono il contrario . And so Berlusconi - who is powerless - but if not, would be engaged - but if he had betrayed his girlfriend Ruby, however, did not pay - but if he had paid, he was an adult, however, Ruby ... Silvio, say, will probably have to invent another. We have no doubt that we will succeed, and maybe it will be the right time. But tonight I was going to participate in the brainstorming. In the hope that some member of his legal staff read leonardo, hey you, you feel a little 'what I have here for you:

• Ruby was so minor, but in reality it was a minor cyborg (documentary follows edited by Daniel Bossari). Sex with the cyborg is not yet regulated by law, and then Berlusconi (who is powerless) (and if not it would be impotent boyfriend) (and if he cheated with his girlfriend Ruby, however, would not have paid) (and if ' had paid, however, would be of age) can not be punished for having sex with a cyborg, even if minor (under age but what it means for the community cyborg? Now we have to wait until the legal age to use the robots? "Oh God, how old is my blender ? Three? And I used to blend vegetable soup? Child Exploitation! Life sentence) And if a trivial medical examination had to demonstrate that it is not a cyborg, we might add that ...
  
• Ruby is a hologram of a cyborg , and having sex with a hologram equals more or less to do with themselves ... Explain that, and then, men of the jury want to punish a man (who happens to be impotent) (and if not it would be impotent boyfriend) (and if he cheated with his girlfriend Ruby, however, would not have paid) (and if had paid, however, would be of age) (and if not majority, however, would be a cyborg) (indeed, the hologram of a cyborg) because he dedicated himself to a little 'healthy masturbation with hi-tech perceptual illusions? But there will always be some nosy convinced he can prove that the notice last night that Mascelloni has a lot of fun to dance Viennese sylphs slave is not a hologram, but a girl in the flesh, and then get this:
  
• We all a hologram. The scientists say (continued interesting article in comic sans ). Others disagree, but at this point, sorry, what is reality? It makes sense to worry about a particular case, when philosophers and scientists have not yet reached an agreement on the existence of the world that which we perceive with the senses? Then Silvio (who happens to be impotent) (and if it is not impotent boyfriend) (and if he cheated with his girlfriend Ruby, would not have paid anyway) (and if he had paid, however, would be of age) (and if not majority, however, would be a cyborg) (indeed, the hologram of a cyborg) can not have sex with him because Ruby that does not exist, as there is no me, do not exist you, dear readers, and all reality as we imagine (judges included: indeed, there are those who not). We are only shadows on the cave, reflecting a kaleidoscope of randomness and causality that can and can not intertwine, and at this point if there captures the giddiness of the unknown, and we hide under the covers with the first passing, who can blame them? Especially since we are powerless. E se non lo fossimo, saremmo fidanzati. E se avessimo tradito la fidanzata, comunque non lo avremmo fatto pagando. E se anche avessimo pagato, avremmo pagato una maggiorenne. E se anche fosse stata una minorenne, eccetera.