Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Best Slippers For Flat Feet

The worst of Leonardo 2010 (2) Remember

What I'm doing, "said the old man, it's extremely reactionary. Speaking of counters, hits, in 2011! Many have even removed the counter, or pretended to. At one point - more or less around 2005, when access stopped growing in a straight line - we are convinced that the counter data was not reliable, or at least interesting. The only way to assess the importance of a blog was the ranking, and since google decided which ones it without explaining why, and there was no way to speculate on short - we started to develop alternative ranking, rankings based on links. More than one was linked, was more important. Note that to be the most link does not necessarily mean being the most widely read: the tumblr for example, merely links, but take a few hits, however there may be people more or less unknown outside their circle, but they still accumulated hard hooves of thousands of readers. But that was quite irrelevant. Stay in the standings meant simply to be the center of the cloud. But then I think the cloud is dissolved, or entered into another cloud bigger, well, throw it there, but I think from the charts on facebook have ceased to have meaning. No longer reports the real traffic, which now goes to social networks and is objectively very difficult to trace. But still, my most linked piece on BlogBabel dates back to 2007, voted Rosy Bindi alle primarie del PD, rendetevi conto. È possibile che non abbia più scritto nulla di altrettanto interessante? Voglio dire che l'altra sera, mentre mi addormentavo, ho scritto un pezzo praticamente con un occhio solo, mi è uscito un po' approssimativo, ebbene, nel giro di due giorni quel pezzo ha totalizzato più di tremila accessi, se fossimo ancora nel 2010 sarebbe a metà di questa classifica, e stavolta non è neanche servito facebook, sapete cos'è successo? L'ha linkato Ok No Virgilio , esatto, esiste ancora, e se ti trova qualcosa d'interessante ti manda tremila accessi in due giorni. Ma le classifiche non se ne accorgono. Ma a questo punto vale la pena, mi chiedo, accorgersi delle classifiche? Ci rispondiamo da soli: abbiamo smesso di leggerle, piuttosto andiamo su friendfeed a contare i like. Comunque secondo Google Analytics i cinque pezzi più letti del 2010 sono i seguenti:

5. Cattiva Giovanna
Io non ho cambiato idea: lo spot è divertente e autoparodico, e non offende il corpo delle donne più di quanto non prenda per il culo il desiderio maschile (le donne dello spot sono vestite, brave a verniciare, fanno tutto loro, il maschio è un pirla guardone). Però probabilmente in luglio non avevo idea della posta in gioco. Insomma, c'è una guerra, là fuori, e gli spot beceri sono campi di battaglia. Then one day I arrive, pretend to do a much better piece semiologist per kilo, fernovus + Down phenomenology of any complaint, and break the casino. There we saw the power of Facebook, because a certain audience here had never arrived. They left some fantastic things, one I wrote that women are no longer needed, to the south there are carrying trucks. They told me that I could not force them to see this spot - in fact no, I can not even keep it, but maybe there is unaware of the problem: at most you're you have forced me to no longer see it on TV. Okay, I'm wrong, I wanted to lounge in the middle of a war. After all you are right, these asses and these boobs are a disgrace - but please explain why you are unable to remove Brava Giovanna while sitting in Belem sodissimo remained in place. Ah, no, it seems are removing. Ok, you're winning, I give up.

4. One, a hundred, a thousand Cossiga
You never know what may decide the success of a piece, but in general it is almost never what is written above. Sometimes it's the title. In this case, rather than photos. In the margin of an article all in all the sense in which we assumed the presence of infiltrators to student demonstrations, pictures of a boy who protester during clashes in Milan seemed to work with the police, photos thanks to this site have been around in Italy. Usually I do not cancel the errors I make, it seems fitting that they too end up in the archive. In this case, the photos I've taken, because it seemed that damage the message. It was learned that the boy was not an infiltrator, but in fact, the piece said that anyone can be infiltrated without wanting to: just do exactly the crap they expect you to do. Cossiga teaches, we must be fools for not wanting to learn.

3. In the dust we will meet
In jargon is called OS war. Write a piece of anti-Apple or pro-Apple (but works better the former). Like shooting fish in a barrel, except that the fish get a little 'pity, the Apple fanboy no, no. Let's say it is too easy, let's say that each blog is provided to write a piece like that once every five, vah, ten years. It's a promise. NDB to a year now I have broken only a laptop and a mobile disk.

2. To my daily virgins
berlusconologia emotional piece. I told you, this stuff gets old in a hurry, but if you write it at the right time is irresistible. It's funny, after months of hard to remember what it was - then, the PDL was excluded from the elections in the Lazio region for a problem stamps, and it was all a game style mobilization Republic, We do not agree, we always had all the stamps in Rule (I can tell you, lucky you), Fotografiamoci with our certificate of land in order. Well, you could feel the need for a cynical piece. This was also reported by The New York Times , which must have a strange algorithm; I even tried to translate I do not know if I have succeeded.

1. Deleted
In a year where we have left, among others, Benjamin Placido, Raymond and Sandra Mondaini Vianello, Edoardo Sanguineti, Bekim Fehmiu, Lelio Luttazzi, Cossiga, Monicelli, Bearzot, the only crocodile to finish in the top 10 (but first) is on Peter Taricone. Even in this case the title did discuss, because of cynicism. Here, let me say that sometimes I do everything to sound cynical, but this time I was spontaneous, I had not quite realized. The title I found it in the end, was the conclusion of an argument I was making: the real show Taricone has played since 2001, when out of the house has ceased to "be himself" to try to become something better . Every now and then we happened to find him, the TV or the movies, and generally was rooting for him, it seemed he could do it. E poi un giorno ha smesso di esserci, di colpo; e la cosa mi fa ancora, se ci penso, una certa impressione. Eliminato. Non volevo offendere nessuno, non mi pare ci sia niente di male nel prendere la vita come un gioco. Mi sembra perfino una bella epigrafe, “eliminato”, personalmente non la vorrei sulla mia tomba, ma solo perché non sento di meritarmela: mi sembra piuttosto (soprattutto se mi confronto con uno come Taricone) di essere un panchinaro storico. Fine della top10.

Non trovate che manchi qualcosa?
Io sì. I pezzi belli. Ecco, tra i dieci più letti, o segnalati, o visitati, non ce n'è nessuno che avrei votato io. Sembra proprio che abbiamo gusti diversi: a me piacciono i raccontini, ai readers with the language. We come to a compromise: short tales with more words? I do not know, you tell me.

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