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I read Popstar culture Alexander Trocino, and do not know if I recommend it. The focus of the text is the introduction, you find the full Post, where he explains the phenomenal definition then that is the entire book: popstar of culture, exactly. Here are six short monographs on many pop stars (Saviano, Allevi, Petrini, Grillo, Mauro Corona, Camilleri), which generally arouse in me the effect instant book, I do not know if I can explain it, when you think: "That's interesting, I read a real book on the subject. " Perhaps Trocino had a bit 'too much hurry to get out after the success di Via con me , che è un po' la premessa di tutto il libro (Fazio come nuovo sacerdote della nuova cultura midcult ). In effetti tutti e sei i personaggi si dimostrano molto interessanti e meritevoli di analisi un po' più approfondite, salvo che a quel punto magari Grillo si sarebbe incazzato e avrebbe sequestrato tutto (sì, pare che Grillo faccia ritirare le biografie non autorizzate, è un dettaglio interessante, se si pensa che la vita di Grillo è materiale da Dostoevskij). E in generale, chi si sarebbe letto un volume di trecento pagine, di cui magari cinquanta sulla concezione petriniana dell'agricultura, o altre trenta sul neoprimitivismo coroniano? Mi viene quasi il dubbio che le sei monographs are working mainly for the sparks that are in summary: the effect of combinations as read-Saviano Allevi. In reality very Trocino grants to Saviano, and is even willing to acknowledge that Grillo is not anti-politics, any more than many politicians. But still, in the end a debate about this book can only relate to the definition of pop stars. If I had to sum it all on one page, put this:

The modern intellectual is no longer time to the drive belt between the party and the masses. Cultural hegemony of the left took over, silent but devastating, a new hegemony "subculture", to use Massimiliano Panarari, which has replaced the first, by injecting into the society and the dangerous pandemic germ of media populism. Sixteen years
domain Berlusconi has impressed an indelible mark in the national character. To exit from the confines of the subculture berlusconicentrica mephitic and to escape the maelstrom of self, the intellectual has given a crash. Dominated for decades of debate and autopoietic soporific film club, now drunk and sick from their presumed moral superiority, long since degraded into a moralism indefensible caste protected by the cultural left and broke the lines, moving in a random order, has jumped in same circuit populism of the right, innervated with robust injections of steroids modern cathode. What remains of the cultural left in the hands of the apes baudesco nazionalpopolare, using the ancient strings of emotion, feeling, soul, dell'antirazionalismo, dell'antimodernismo and cialtroneria, which have always constituted the core of the melodramatic Italic and cunning character. Thus is born and thrives Giovanni Allevi ...


Some objections:

1. B erlusconi won o. He inoculated. We sold a crash and now we find ourselves Allevi, while first listening to ... listen ... boh, Benedetti Michelangeli? Trocino, which also identifies very clearly what are the contents of the deterioration of 'pop star' (sentimental, anti-rationalist, primitivism, etc.), and elsewhere if it takes explicitly with the "vendors of apocalyptic," here, Trocino is not entirely immune from apocalyptic feeling. Even in its most undersold, the antiberlusconismo. To imagine that Mr Berlusconi has left an indelible mark, we postulate an age of innocence when we were not Berlusconi, had not yet grasped the apple and the snake then fruivamo a real culture, not pop stars. But never was this golden age when instead of listening to Allevi Benedetti Michelangeli, while leafing through the dialectic of the Enlightenment rather than Camilleri? I ask you, I do not remember, maybe because I'm young?

Trocino same as the initial manifestation of the cultural popstar duel between the post September 11 Terzani Fallaci and the pages of Corriere. Here, for example, Fallaci. Definitely a pop star when he wrote The Rage and the Pride (the appendix is \u200b\u200bcalled extreme, just happened, Revelation). But Fallaci seventies? Qualle of super-mega-interviews with the protagonists of the twentieth century? Fallaci's A Man of Letters or a child? Not had the look, charisma and the audience of a pop star? E. .. Pasolini? Trocino quoting him finds himself often, as the putative father of a certain feeling that meanders through the new anti-modern pop star. Pasolini was an author on his own tangled and twisted ideology, but simply pensiamolo in the role that he played (which had somehow agreed to interpret) in the cultural debate of the '70s, think of the Literature Stroke was not a pop star - indeed, rather, a rock star - he, too, when he wrote "I know" or "I hate you dear students? And Morante the world saved by children ? And Don Milani, not very harsh of pastoral experience, but that's sweetened vulgata veltroniana , what is not a hero because he rejects the poor students? And Dario For? Indro Montanelli And when it was the history? Enzo Biagi and when it became a trademark (a guarantee of mediocrity) to stick on any industrial product, including comics? All this happened when Berlusconi made the most of the building speculators, not the invented him Midcult. As a result I do not think that has added much to a formula already tried and tested. It has simply taken advantage, as any publisher (Feltrinelli has not done? E Adelphi?)

2. F Actium and the new B ud o. I agree. So what? In my opinion, would agree the same Fazio, is probably the design that has been pursuing for years. At this point, however, an intellectual exercise, I propose: imagine what would Domenica In, the container's Sunday Rai Fazio if he was managing for ten years, as it probably would have happened without edicts Prague and in general without Berlusconi to power. There is no doubt that he would run as it ran Baudo in the eighties: inviting singers and writers, featuring singers and ballet series, and giving the evening the line at 90 th minute. According to Fazio has always wanted me to be there, the reigning Italian on Sunday. There is no doubt that it would be a Sunday nazionalpopolare, but Sunday would it be? An interview with Peter Gabriel (the time that instead of discussing the crime of Avetrana), a curtain with Albanian (instead Platinette), a chat with popular Odifreddi (instead of a service at the end of the world in 2012), a experimental ballet but then un'ospitata of Follett or Calasso presenting their cardboard (instead of a service from the Big Brother house). That would be Sunday? Of course we would have better to do than watch it - but it would be an improvement, not only against the shit that affects our digestion while dozing on the couch, but also in relation to Sunday baudiana? In short, it is noted that the new Fazio Baudo, as bad as Baudo? Baudo Fallaci did not invite or Pasolini, came too late, but it is not even able to find Pier Vittorio Tondelli or Andrea Pazienza. I remember the various incorruptible Bevilacqua, Gervase, De Crescenzo, Luca Goldoni, for goodness sake all nice people, but we're not even bother to end the pop star. But patience is a Fazio would go. And we would have given the nazionalpopolare. Because we believe living in a poor Italy, not knowing how bad it is one in which Berlusconi has won on Sunday and is headed by creatures like Giletti, or to swear.

3. L and ash G ramsc i. For the apocalyptic Trocino the appearance of these pop stars is a clear symptom of the degenerate culture of the left (sometimes appears as Gramsci tutelary deity, the truth is the reflection on Gramsci nazionapopolare was a bit 'thinner). Now, give him to the left is a national sport that I practice as an amateur (but a child I dreamed of professionalism). But, in fact, who told us that bred and left? Not him, he has not said. From what you should know? And Mauro Corona? It could easily be considered more an author the right, with its apocalyptic primitivism? Sometimes, rather than be left, these pop stars "are" from the left: see Petrini, with its history of communist section. Trocino then insists on the 'betrayal' by Petrini, his flirtation with the League. You could simply take note that the founder of Slow Food, from left, deliberately moved up conservative positions that took him by force to cross with traditional movements and identity. Saviano himself, rather than with "Come away with me" is found in small television antiberlusconiana, enjoyed a degree of cross-disciplinary policy, and Socci second side was even an intellectual right (by the way, and Socci? It is not his as a pop star, albeit more local, let's say a neomelodico of parrocchietta? E Veneziani? E Buttafuoco? E chi li legge? Sì, appunto, è il solito problema della cultura italiana di destra, che non trovi nessuno disposto a leggertela, figurati a passarti i riassunti). Il fatto che da sinistra spuntino più popstar dipende se mai dal fatto che sempre di consumo culturale stiamo parlando, e il bacino di questo consumo è sempre il famoso ceto medio riflessivo coi capelli grigi che intasa le librerie Feltrinelli alle sei di pomeriggio di ogni santo sabato: i libri e i dischi li comprano praticamente solo loro  (per dire io Trocino l'ho preso in biblioteca), quindi è abbastanza naturale che oggi le popstar nascano lì. Ma non restano lì , questo mi sembra importante. Si diventa popstar when you manage to break through their traditional basin and also like all the other . The same Camilleri, before turning to invective involved, has gained its popularity on the thing that exists on the cross benches of the literary marketplace: the yellow serial. Stuff basically conservative, not because the law usually prevails and the Order is restored: except in those years there was a huge appreciation of film noir from the left, which allowed Camilleri and his readers not to perceive that guilt - but also that delicious sense of the forbidden - that had the 'companions' of thirty years ago that showed off Marcuse on the shelves but on the night of your stay Yellow piled Mondadori. C averaged. . .

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The Winx Veltroni

Veltroni 132 - None 113

I realize that sometimes I am boring, with Veltroni, as far as I say and do is clearly not on the list of top ten problems each of us. But this time I think it is worth to insist, at least here. It also has to do with what was said Monday, the need to give precise targets, even small, but achievable. Here, tonight I could write about many things (Libya, the school, the crisis) without being able to change any. Or I might insist on Veltroni, because maybe you can do here tonight concrete steps to resize it. Exactly, Veltroni is now within my reach. It does not mean that I have become important, huh, sure. It simply means that Veltroni is becoming smaller, and that his outlandish statements are beginning to get lost in background noise (which I would then, hello, my name is Leonardo and produce noise).

the rest, judge for yourself. Sunday Veltroni called the peaceful people in the streets. He decided to do it through facebook, which I believe is a suicidal move, a fairly blatant demonstration of ignorance of the dynamics of Internet users - No one expects that the rest of the WV knows for sure who has better things to do and learn what are tags like - but there should be someone who can advise? It is not the representative of an important current of the PD? It is not known. Whatever the reason, the appeal is still there. has collected hundreds of comments, and not all insulting, as I wrote Monday. God forbid, the world is beautiful because it is diverse. But we want to talk about "like", or whatever they're called in Italian the "like"? Veltroni's piece, published on Sunday morning, like 132 persons per hour. Are they many? I do not seem so. I seem to almost 132 stones on the grave of the charisma of a leader. I exaggerate? A prominent politician is uncertain because the squares are not filled for la pace, o contro Gheddafi (come se fosse la stessa cosa manifestare per la pace e contro Gheddafi), e il suo accorato invito alla mobilitazione... piace a 132 persone . Così, a occhio non ci riempi una piazza. D'altro canto è solo un numero, e i numeri da soli non dicono molto.

Ma è sufficiente accostarli ad altri numeri: per esempio io (che non sono nessuno), lunedì mattina ho pubblicato sull'Unita.it un pezzo in cui rispondevo a Veltroni. Mi è venuto magari un po' pedestre, va bene, chiedo scusa, in ogni caso la mia risposta a Veltroni piace per ora a 113 persone. Sono molte? Sono poche? Per i numeri che faccio di solito io su facebook, sono parecchie. In termini assoluti is very small. But if we compare with the figure of Veltroni ... Think about it, is a former secretary of the Democratic Party, one that is still in the headlines with his declarations ( yesterday gave an interview in Il Sole 24 Ore , rambling as usual, where he continues to wonder why the pacifists do not support the guerrillas . Veltroni, in short, those who demonstrated against the war in Iraq were pacifists and those who march on Tripoli guerrillas. Is it really so hard to tell the difference?) Here, a personality like calls to arms for peace facebook, and gets like 132. A nerd's answer, and it gets 113. And with a little 'stress I think that 113 may anche superare il 132. Esatto, sì, vi sto chiedendo di votare per me su Facebook. Lo so che è imbarazzante, ma credo che potrebbe avere un pur minuscolo significato mediatico. Come minimo, sarebbe la dimostrazione che è meglio non usarlo, Facebook, se sei Walter Veltroni e vuoi chiamare il tuo popolo alle barricate. Non è l'ambiente adatto. Lo so che fuori c'è un mondo che non saprà mai chi sono io e conosce e stima WV. Lo so, Facebook non è assolutamente rappresentativo di nessun bacino elettorale. Però un flop su Facebook è pur sempre un flop. Il ridimensionamento di un personaggio che non sta facendo bene al PD passa anche attraverso momenti come questi: lui prova una sortita, rimedia pernacchie, la prossima time be more careful.

is something that has already happened in the past, for example, Francesco Rutelli. Do you remember, Rutelli? Remember that at some point you even come to regard the thought of voting for him? For her figure long dominated the political debate: his choice of field prodiana, his centrist skids, filled the front pages. Then something happened. Slowly, long before it disappeared from the scene, Rutelli stopped being interesting. What happened? It was not understood, but no one ever take away from the head that was because of the Winx, the popular dolls. That is, at some point someone published a survey of center-left leader (Rutelli era evidentemente tra i candidati), qualche buontempone tra i leader inserì le Winx, che non sbancarono, ma guadagnarono un dignitoso uno o due per cento, attestandosi – questo è importante – molto al di sopra del dato di Francesco Rutelli. A quel punto forse anche ai vertici capirono. Continuarono a candidarlo, perché l'autolesionismo a sinistra è un dato oggettivo: riuscirono persino a perdere il municipio di Roma: però ormai era andata, dopo il confronto con le Winx Rutelli non è più stato lo stesso. Era già antipatico più o meno a tutti, ma tutti davano per scontato che fosse il candidato adatto a qualcun altro. I comunisti pensavano ai cattolici, i cattolici pensavano ai radicali, radicals thought mboh, there we are going badly taken off. The Winx freed us from the spell, thanks Winx. Rutelli And then it is even out of the PD, and you know what had been lost in the polls when the Democratic Party Rutelli came out with all his teodem? Nothing, indeed, gained a bit '. Thanks Winx.

Well, maybe chance, or fate, or the plot plutomassogiudaicofacebookiano, gave me the opportunity to be the Winx Walter Veltroni. I think it is my duty to play my role until the end. I'm nobody, I'm a character on useless writing long pieces and serious. But maybe I'm on facebook more popular than Walter Veltroni. So, dear journalists, of course I do not pretend to take seriously. Ma la piantiamo piuttosto di prendere sul serio Walter Veltroni?

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If not now, later.

Dunque, come forse già sapete ieri Walter Veltroni - un rappresentante del PD che questo blog segue con un certo interesse - si è domandato su facebook perché nessuno va a riempire le piazze per manifestare contro il cattivo Gheddafi. L'episodio credo che farà storia, anche soltanto per le modalità con cui Veltroni ha deciso di intervenire in un argomento delicato che sta tormentando molte coscienze pacifiste e non: cosa dovremmo fare per i libici? Ecco, mentre noi stavamo a tormentarci le coscienze, Veltroni ci ha scritto che dovremmo darci da fare, che una volta eravamo più attenti, che siamo rifluiti al "nostro giardino", e lo ha fatto on Facebook, so, without filters. Now is the clay pigeon shooting started, which is well on Facebook.

While Veltroni was injured in various ways, I wrote my theory of Monday (cached copy here ), in which I explained to him in substance that Gaddafi is not the kind of person that if you fill a square in Rome leaves, which is a little 'just to deal with the problems in this way, that a political leader is also seen by the ability to offer a motion to place concrete proposals, instead of complaining because people in the square and there is Sunday prefer to stay home to water the garden. The piece unit. It was going pretty , but now there's a technical problem and the blogs are the unit (hopefully temporarily) non-existent. So for now I copied it down here (update: he came back, you read beyond ).

Caro Veltroni, why not go out on the streets against Gaddafi is online (I hope) on the unit. Com. It says or here on facebook.

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Ruby is a hologram (and we too)

When you tell a story - and it is your honor - you have to make it as easy as possible, without blurring, with few joints, because ogni snodo è un punto critico, una chiave di volta, e ne basta una sola fasulla a far crollare tutto quanto.

Detto questo, cerchiamo di riassumere il caso Ruby. Silvio Berlusconi è accusato di averla pagata per una prestazione sessuale mentre era minorenne (e di aver concusso alcuni pubblici ufficiali affinché fosse affidata a Nicole Minetti, ma di questo al massimo parliamo un'altra volta). Questa è la tesi dell'accusa; ma Berlusconi non può avere avuto una prestazione sessuale con Ruby, perché è un ultrasettantenne anziano che è stato operato alla prostata, e quindi "addio rapporti", come scrisse Vittorio Feltri un paio di anni fa . Il caso quindi è chiuso.

Però In short, it is said, there are expensive operations that recover the urogenital function, the same Felt and a few days after the headline "We are all Berlusconi," and did not mean "we are all powerless over seventy" but rather something like "we are all whoremongers" . But if Berlusconi was able to have sex, it would not have had with Ruby, and all professional and semi-professionals of the magical world of Bunga-bunga, because he is boyfriend, she says, and this obviously takes girlfriend of an eye.

But Berlusconi (who is powerless) (but if not, would be engaged), this girlfriend has been for two months and not resent it says shows it, one thing that if it was our pal Silvio courtyard of twelve years, we'd still be there to tease at forty, hey Silvio salutaci Gertrude (rough hand). However, Silvio (who is powerless) (but if not, would be engaged), even if she had sex with Ruby, it would not pay ... because in fact, look in the force of his 80 years he is the kind of man that women must pay for them because they're away. So the case is closed.

On the other hand seems to show that Ruby is prostituisse before meeting Berlusconi, who were prostitutes, many of his acquaintances, including the lady who asked aiuto a Berlusconi quando Ruby era in questura; la stessa da cui Ruby andò a vivere dopo che Nicole Minetti dalla questura la fece uscire. Si sa che alla fine dei suoi ricevimenti chic Berlusconi distribuiva cospicue bustarelle anche alle tipe che non gli avevano fatto nemmeno un mezzo sorriso. Dunque Silvio (che è impotente) (e se non lo fosse sarebbe fidanzato) (e se avesse tradito la fidanzata con Ruby non lo avrebbe fatto a pagamento) potrebbe in effetti aver pagato Ruby. Ciò comunque non costituirebbe reato, perché... (rullo di tamburo) Ruby in realtà è maggiorenne! Lo dice un documento in Marocco. Bene.

D'altro canto ci sono documenti e testimonianze dei famigliari che dicono il contrario . And so Berlusconi - who is powerless - but if not, would be engaged - but if he had betrayed his girlfriend Ruby, however, did not pay - but if he had paid, he was an adult, however, Ruby ... Silvio, say, will probably have to invent another. We have no doubt that we will succeed, and maybe it will be the right time. But tonight I was going to participate in the brainstorming. In the hope that some member of his legal staff read leonardo, hey you, you feel a little 'what I have here for you:

• Ruby was so minor, but in reality it was a minor cyborg (documentary follows edited by Daniel Bossari). Sex with the cyborg is not yet regulated by law, and then Berlusconi (who is powerless) (and if not it would be impotent boyfriend) (and if he cheated with his girlfriend Ruby, however, would not have paid) (and if ' had paid, however, would be of age) can not be punished for having sex with a cyborg, even if minor (under age but what it means for the community cyborg? Now we have to wait until the legal age to use the robots? "Oh God, how old is my blender ? Three? And I used to blend vegetable soup? Child Exploitation! Life sentence) And if a trivial medical examination had to demonstrate that it is not a cyborg, we might add that ...
  
• Ruby is a hologram of a cyborg , and having sex with a hologram equals more or less to do with themselves ... Explain that, and then, men of the jury want to punish a man (who happens to be impotent) (and if not it would be impotent boyfriend) (and if he cheated with his girlfriend Ruby, however, would not have paid) (and if had paid, however, would be of age) (and if not majority, however, would be a cyborg) (indeed, the hologram of a cyborg) because he dedicated himself to a little 'healthy masturbation with hi-tech perceptual illusions? But there will always be some nosy convinced he can prove that the notice last night that Mascelloni has a lot of fun to dance Viennese sylphs slave is not a hologram, but a girl in the flesh, and then get this:
  
• We all a hologram. The scientists say (continued interesting article in comic sans ). Others disagree, but at this point, sorry, what is reality? It makes sense to worry about a particular case, when philosophers and scientists have not yet reached an agreement on the existence of the world that which we perceive with the senses? Then Silvio (who happens to be impotent) (and if it is not impotent boyfriend) (and if he cheated with his girlfriend Ruby, would not have paid anyway) (and if he had paid, however, would be of age) (and if not majority, however, would be a cyborg) (indeed, the hologram of a cyborg) can not have sex with him because Ruby that does not exist, as there is no me, do not exist you, dear readers, and all reality as we imagine (judges included: indeed, there are those who not). We are only shadows on the cave, reflecting a kaleidoscope of randomness and causality that can and can not intertwine, and at this point if there captures the giddiness of the unknown, and we hide under the covers with the first passing, who can blame them? Especially since we are powerless. E se non lo fossimo, saremmo fidanzati. E se avessimo tradito la fidanzata, comunque non lo avremmo fatto pagando. E se anche avessimo pagato, avremmo pagato una maggiorenne. E se anche fosse stata una minorenne, eccetera.

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It ended today with the agreement of the long negotiation unit Alitalia. The same open in early December covered the plans for the rationalization and efficiently presented by the company.

The agreement sets the perimeters of the unit processes that efficiently cover all categories of ground staff and flight attendants pilots
that the effects of these processes will lead to voluntary exits only up to a maximum of 700 workers of all categories in the territory national.
that voluntary redundancies may not result in adverse effects on quality and quantity of all segments and production activities in this regard that
company has established a joint commission monitoring that will follow the entire path of the projects and voluntary redundancies in order to verify the need for staff to not affect the production process in the event of approval of the request output cigs; processes of internalization of logistics maintenance
vocational training is is defined as a joint effort to share training and retraining projects for staff from AZ in AS in cigs
security work: the Legislative Decree 81 of April opens a discussion table for all categories
stabilization with ground staff length of initial contract until the end of 2004 (and earlier) of CTD throughout naz.le. In addition to initiating the confirmation personale ex CTI di AZ in AS oggi ctd az ( ground; call center; manutenzione)
l.247 definito accordo come da CCNL Trasporto Aereo. Dal primo aprile a regime 44 mesi. Dalla stessa data richiamo in servizio dei ctd che avevano raggiunto la soglia dei 30/36 mesi.
istituito l' Osservatorio nazionale sul contenzioso che ha l'obiettivo di definire in sede di conciliazione il contenzioso stesso dando luogo ad ulteriori stabilizzazioni.
personale navigante sblocco dei part time con relativi ingressi dalla cigs a riempire le necessità di organico che ne derivano. Sblocco dei trasferimenti dalla periferia verso roma
definito un impegno congiunto e l'attivazione verso il min lavoro per la ricerca di soluzioni al problema dei lavoratori in cigs AS to AZ in less than a retirement at the end of the period of social safety nets.
a series of solutions of the three thematic categories that had given rise to disputes. Unresolved issues for the scheduling tables
A comparison of positive and important agreement which marks the discontinuity relationship with the company, the report retrieves unitary conuiga in the balance, perhaps for the first time since the birth of Azca business needs with those of the employees we represent both active in cigs.

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Nell'interesse nazionale
- Nel futuro prossimo, in un buio palazzo di Roma:

“Presidente, buongiorno, mi aveva chiamato?”
“Buongiorno, sì, è probabile, ma in questo momento non ho la minima idea di chi tu sia, scusa”.
“Sono un agente dell'intelligence del Ministero della Difesa, nome in codice...”
“...lascia perdere, tanto me lo dimenticherò tra un istante. Ma insomma, secondo te perché ti ho mandato a chiamare, non ti viene in mente un motivo...”
“Presidente, è Lei stesso ad avermi incaricato recentemente di svolgere una missione in Libia...”
“Io stesso? Faccio il ministro degli esteri, adesso?”
“No, Presidente, tecnicamente il ministro è Frattini”.
“Frat... ok, ho capito. Di cosa ti avrei incaricato, insomma?”
“Di prendere contatti riservati con la dirigenza del movimento di liberazione libico, che ormai controlla il novanta per cento del Paese”.
“Ah, ecco! Giusto! La Libia! Scusa, eh, ma al mattino ci metto un po' a ingranare. Senti, nome in codice... vabbe', chissenefrega. Se ho chiamato te, è perché nel momento in cui ti ho chiamato ero perfettamente in grado di intendere che tu sei il migliore uomo che abbiamo...”
“Beh, grazie, Presidente, in realtà io...”
“Perché la missione che stai per compiere è maledettamente complicata. Ora, quello che ti sto per dire non deve uscire da questi muri, intesi? Cala le braghe”.
“Qui, presidente?”
“Ma no, sciocco, intendevo in senso figurato. Cala le braghe, accetta qualsiasi richiesta ti chiederanno. Non possiamo assolutamente permetterci di perderla, la Libia. È fondamentale”.
“Sì, presidente, infatti mi aveva già...”
“Non è solo il petrolio. Ma comunque è anche quello. Con i rincari che ci sono in giro io non posso passare alla storia come quello che si è fatto soffiare il petrolio dietro casa. E poi c'è il discorso gas. Certo, abbiamo pur sempre quello di Putin...”
“Riguardo al gas, presidente...”
“Però, se poi domani casca Putin? Non si può mai sapere, mai. Anche Gheddafi sembrava immortale, e adesso guardalo. No, no, la Libia ci serve, costi quel che costi. Non tanto per gas e petrolio, quanto per il discorso respingimenti”.
“Beh, presidente, anche per quanto riguarda i respingimenti, io...”
"That's a fundamental thing, you know, dude, the governments of Italy if you are able to hide under the rug the problems, and we had made a bargain with Gaddafi, we break all the derelicts of the Mediterranean, and he made them disappear in the desert that was a pleasure. A service like this, who will make it there ... "
" But you see, just ... "
" Exactly, set his pants. Everything you want. To say they want a mosque in Rome? I do it to him in Rome, do not look at anyone "
" President, in fact, a mosque in Rome ... "
" Ratzinger s'incazza? And let it Scazzi, Ratzinger, not makes me fill up with petrol, Ratzinger, not if you can take the barges Ratzinger. Look, you tell them to these new Libyan colonels that if they have children old enough to do them to him play in Serie A, But not in Perugia, this time, tell him I put them in pink to Milan, there's really no problem. "
"President ..."
"And good luck, because you need it."
"Luck? Why president? "
" What questions, the journey you are about to do in Libya ravaged by civil war ... "
" But I've already been to Libya, President, I returned the other day. "
"Oh yeah? But sorry, who had Briffa you? "
“Ma lei, Presidente, la settimana scorsa. E mi aveva detto più o meno le stesse cose”.
“Di calare le braghe?”
“Non aveva usato proprio la stessa espressione, ma il senso era quello”.
“E quindi sei già tornato”.
“Sì, probabilmente lei mi ha fatto chiamare per sapere com'era andata. Anche se gliel'ho già spiegato ieri”.
“Ecco, bravo, com'è andata? Magari oggi sarò più attento di ieri, proviamo”.
“È andata molto bene”.
“Hai calato le braghe?”
“Ma non c'è stato davvero bisogno. Hanno un Paese da ricostruire e sono ansiosi di doing business with us, that we are a natural partner. Of course, we must be discreet, because the nation is still covered by a very strong anti-Italian sentiment. As long as ... "
" So with oil and gas are in place? Same rate? "
" would also be arranged at a small discount, as long as ... "
" And the rejections? "
" Do not wait to become our jailers, even there, they are most ready to reopen the concentration camps in the desert at low prices, provided that ... "
" Why do you keep saying provided ? "
" There is that clause, President ... we talked about ieri...”
“E tu riparlamene. Potrà anche capitarmi di avere qualche vuoto di memoria, ogni tanto, alla mia età... con tutti i miei impegni... le preoccupazioni...”
“Insomma, Presidente, loro sono dispostissimi a fare affari con noi, ma prima di sedersi a un qualsiasi tavolo ufficiale vogliono una cosa. Una sola cosa... piccola... o grande, a seconda del punto di vista”.
“E cosa vorranno mai, questi beduini”.
“La testa di Calderoli su un vassoio d'argento”.
“La che?”
“Informalmente hanno ammesso che il vassoio d'argento è trattabile, probabilmente si accontenterebbero di un contenitore di plastica. Ma è fondamentale, is vital for containing ... "
" Calderoli's head, but why? But excuse me, how do they know these people, Calderoli? "
" Eh, it's a long story ... "
" I can hardly remember it myself, Calderoli.
"The Minister of regulatory simplification."
"Simplification ... I really invented a ministry like this? "
" It seems so. "
"I'm so cool. And it is a Northern League, right? "
" Yes, well, you probably have forgotten what happened in 2006 ... before the elections in which Prodi won. "
"Who?"
"Okay, then, in a television broadcast Calderoli, who at that time was the Minister for Reforms, showed live a shirt with a caricature of the Prophet Muhammad. As you know, for many Muslims the prophet's face is not shown. The scene was broadcast in Libya and had the spontaneous movements of protest against the Italian diplomatic. In particular, in Benghazi, in front of our consulate, police fired on crowds of protesters Gaddafi and made a dozen dead. was February 17. "
"Is that all? They want his head because it showed a T-shirt? "
" President, them of the incident became a symbol ... Tiennammen a sort of square, the date was commemorated by all Libyan dissidents, and every year they met in the square of our consulate ... and five years after the insurrection against Gaddafi started from there, the commemoration of February 17, will likely become the new national holiday. In short, Calderoli has become a symbol for them, and those who fail to show his head on a platter, well ... have the consent of 90% of the population for many, many years. "
"A question the media, in short."
"And who better than she could understand ..."
"Understanding I can understand, but I'm not a savage, in short, they want to head ? Micah I can give something like that, I mean, what do we figure? "
" They were more or less his objections yesterday. "
"I mean, I'd understand if we talk of a targeted killing ... could use to me, perhaps blaming Al Qaeda, a little 'strategy of tension in the elections ... "
" This was indeed my counter. "
"Bravo."
"I do not want to know. Do not want to seem sponsors of terrorists, they want to prove that if they ask for one thing they get, then the head or anything. They say it may well sell the gas to someone else. Maybe it's a bluff. "
"Why me, then, in the national interest, I could understand ... the sacrifice of a man for the entire nation ... I ask Bossi, anyway. "
"We have already asked."
"And who says?"
"It is not clear, but seems to have no objection articulated."
"And certainly, as a seat for the family. But that figure we make with the electorate ... a Bedouin Muslim asks us a head and we give it to him ... does not do much defending sacred values \u200b\u200bof the West ... Though ... but are you sure that there are alternatives? And if I do a mosque in Rome? "
" President, the mosque in Rome is already there. "
"Oh yeah?"
"Bella great, too."
"crazy stuff, one wakes up one day e. .. But listen, these days cosmetic surgery does wonders. In the sense that ... "
" I understand, President. "
"I say so, I'm thinking out loud ... take a dick any, a set of forums with an emphasis Varese.
"Calderoli is Bergamo.
"What is ... to change the features as required, and in twenty-four hours we would have a new Minister of simplicity, there. "
"simplification rules".
"In place of the other that we send to the Libyans in the national interest. What do you think? "
" President, this idea is not new to me, if only because it came the same yesterday. "
"Yes? It is a sign that it's a good idea. "
"And yesterday I did not have the courage, but today I make this claim: Excuse me, eh, but at this point we could not give the helper with the connotations of Calderoli the Libyans, and the Ministry of the Calderoli keep it?"
" Ah yes, funny, I never thought of. "
"Not yesterday."
"E Bossi ..."
"We had not even thought about him."
"Funny davvero. Beh, sì, potremmo fare come dici tu, dopotutto è più semplice”.
“Temo che sia tardi, Presidente”.
“Ah sì?”
“Già”.
“E Bossi...”
“Non una piega”.
“Beh, allora siamo a posto, no?”
“Se la pensa così”.
“Probabilmente ti avevo chiamato per complimentarmi per l'esito della missione”.
“Grazie, Presidente”.
“Oppure, senti, visto che sei qui, potrei mandarti a fare un giretto nell'Asia centrale... in Afganistan diciamo. Potresti andare a sentire cosa vogliono quei beduini per lasciare in pace i nostri ragazzi? Mi raccomando...”
“Calo le braghe?”
“Più che puoi. In bocca al lupo”.
“Crepi, Presidente”

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